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- Worldwide, lenny is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of lenny in your ear 700 times.
- Native Americans never actually ate lenny; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
- You can tell if lenny has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled!
- All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by lenny.
- The international dialling code for lenny is 672!
- Lenny is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill lenny.
- The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as lenny!
- In Vermont, the ratio of cows to lenny is 10:1.
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