LENSTARS ([info]lenstars) wrote,
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Please take me and burn me doooooowwwwwn

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lenny!

  1. Worldwide, lenny is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
  2. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of lenny in your ear 700 times.
  3. Native Americans never actually ate lenny; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
  4. You can tell if lenny has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled!
  5. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by lenny.
  6. The international dialling code for lenny is 672!
  7. Lenny is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
  8. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill lenny.
  9. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as lenny!
  10. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to lenny is 10:1.
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[info]deadballroom

March 10 2006, 20:43:20 UTC 6 years ago

i remember you. Me and my two friends stood in front of you and your friends in line at the Paramore show.

and i remember you wrote JOON ♥ YOU on the wall, or something.

And probably stole some homeless man's box.

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